|—||Buddhist Saying (via laudasaur)|
|—||F. Cabanes (via stevenbong)|
THE BEST WAY TO GO OUT: CONTINUING A RUNNING GAG.
|—||M.O.W, A ten word story (via yoursly)|
so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
I know its a little early but
Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom
i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop
Yes bitch fuck it up!!!!
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
|—||Ed Sheeran (via fauhxy)|